During our recent sabbatical, Erin and I had extensive time to reflect on the serious errors in judgment we have experienced over the years. Everyone makes mistakes! But, after a recent realization of personal idiocy, we decided that we would not let history repeat itself. So, we did what every red-blooded American woman would do–listened to Beyonce! And, eventually made a list of, not necessarily “Deal Breakers” but, definite Red Flags that we wish we had been more clear headed to recognize earlier. We’re calling it We’d Never Date These Dudes…again. You can look forward to a daily post until we’ve deduced the perfect man out of this…or until we get bored of this. Also, we have not abandoned our stories of lame and creepy pick-up attempts, they’ll be up here, too. Less frequently, though, because, we have jobs, people! We can’t just be going to bars all willy nilly all the time!
I am going to ease you in with a quick one:
We’d Never Date Dudes who cannot spell “definitely”
I don’t expect him to be a genius. Is it asking too much that he be literate? No, I mean, good. I’m glad you’re defiantly down to hang out this weekend. Do you and your roommates get in a lot of arguments about your rebellious nature? It’s bad enough that you’re always writing “Congrads!” like you’re the head of the Pun-y Graduation Card Division at Hallmark, but to actually routinely change the word in its entirety and think “they get what I mean” instead of “how is that word actually spelled,” is not ok.Good. I’m glad you’re defiantly down to hang out this weekend. Do you and your roommates get in a lot of arguments about your rebellious nature?
